Pist-owned in Detroit (from Hardwood Paroxysm)
Losses like this should be worth extra lottery balls #hoopidea (Also, this piece profiles our very own Demetri)

The Rose Revolution (from GQ)
Look, I didn’t read this thing because I subscribe to the magazine and want to read it in print.  There’s a couple reasons why I am sure it’s good: 1) written by Will Leitch, 2) It’s going to be the cover story this month, 3) IT’S DERRICK FREAKING ROSE!!!!  I mean if you don’t like the article, there are some fun pictures of Derrick wearing some nice clothes, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Dirk Nowitzki’s Twitter (from Dirk Nowitzki’s Twitter)
Who made Dirk so mad?