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Rick Carlisle’s “Dirty Bullshit has Got to Stop” Led to an Inside the NBA Discussion of Profanity in Popular Music (from Deadspin)
So Rick Carlisle says “bullshit” on TV and Inside the NBA finds a way to quickly save face and make it an entertaining conversation.  Is there any doubt that if Shaq was there this would have been terrible?

So, Uh, Amar’e Stoudemire Just Punched a Fire Extinguisher and Busted His Hand (from Posting and Toasting)
I wish there was a way to link to all the Amar’e Stoudemire jokes from Twitter last night but sadly, you can’t.  I will say this: it was awesome.

The Washington Wizards Franchise Optimism Guide (from the Truth About It)
And now for a little non-playoffs hotness (and FAR from the playoffs, no doubt)… YOUR WASHINGTON WIZARDS!  Is the glass half full or half empty?!?!?  You’ll have to read and find out!