Because the Heat are going to sweep the Celtics (if not a sweep, it will be done in five), there isn’t much to say there.  However, fans of shitty basketball teams were blessed with the NBA Draft Lottery last night!!!!! LET’S GET IT HARD, KIDS!  (I’m still trying to get this to catch on.)

Also a note: As fans knew, last night we did a live podcast of the lottery.  It was totally going awesome and we were having fun.  UNTIL MY COMPUTER CRASHED MID PODCAST!!!!! So what does that mean?  We didn’t finish the live podcast and we weren’t able to archive the show for this Friday podcast.  So yeah, sorry kids.  No pod this week.  FUCK MY LIFE.

The NO Podcast Episode 68: A Winner is Us (from Hornest247)
To the victors go the spoils.  Congrats Hornets fans.  Also, fuck the conspiracy haters… it’s a lot easier to swallow when you get the best player. (Love the banner graphic btw.)

No Night to Run the Bobcats (from True Hoop)
No, it wasn’t.

Nets Lost Their First Round Pick (from Nets are Scorching)
This sums it up pretty nice:

Suddenly, the Nets doomsday scenario of losing Williams, their draft pick, Gerald Wallace and the chance at trading for Dwight Howard could now be an inevitability.