The carolers keep on coming. Traffic keeps you from getting anywhere in any sort of reasonable time thanks to rabid shoppers with gift lust in their eyes. The holiday spirit is upon is. Like, breathing down our necks. Seriously, Christmas is less than a week away already, guys. I hope you’re done with your shopping.

Here at IGHN, we try to make your holiday a little bit more enjoyable. Angelo started you off right Monday, and Spacefunmars put the tinsel on your Tuesday. Now, it’s my turn to spread some cheer and present to you all some NBA teams’ wishes.

LA Clippers: For the Lakers to leave town so they get more love. Ten in a row (18-6, good for second in the Western Conference) and atop the Pacific division? Who cares! The Lakers have won three in a row against DC, Philly, and Charlotte!

LA Lakers: A fountain of youth sure would be nice. With perhaps the “ideal” starting lineup of Nash, Gasol, Bryant, Howard, and MWP, the players average 32.6 years old. With Duhon (30) and Ebanks (23 and playing under five minutes) pushing down that average and starting as they did last night, the average age is 29.

Memphis Grizzlies: Nothing! John Hollinger! Yay!!!! (Can’t wait for those paid subscription Grizzlies Insider columns!)

Miami Heat: For James, Wade, and Bosh to finally, after all this time, combine into some sort of Cerberus-looking thing. An actual center would be cool too, but NBD.

Milwaukee Bucks: Less Christmas-y uniforms.

Minnesota Timberwolves: What does the organization want? For Kevin Love to shut his pie hole. What do the majority of other people want [that care one iota about the Wolves]? For Kahn to find his way outta Minny.